Ninjas couldn't do it.
See also:
Ninjas - so much better than pirates
Ninja repellent
Girl Ninjas
Pirates Knocked Up Shrek
Police Brutality
When you are too stupid to solve things diplomatically.
See also:
In Soviet Russia Police Gets Arrested By You
Potential
Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up. IF they grow up.
See also:
Stupid terrorists motivational
Terrorists mr. Jihad
Priorities
Because having two of the three next gen consoles is way more important than a big tv.
See also:
Priorities SNES girl motivational
Gamers the mentality
Pulling out
It doesn't always work, but condoms just don't feel "natural".
See also:
Vagina it's not a clown car
Pool Shark - Surprise Attacks
One thing's for sure: Nobody ever sees the Pool Shark coming.
See also:
Flying Sharks Motivational
Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be
Sleep
It comes before work and success (in the dictionary).
See also:
Procrastination Motivational
Laziness Demotivational Poster
Rabbit Bear - Important Notice Sign
IMPORTANT NOTICE: Any rabbits caught smoking will be sodomized by an S&M loving bear.
Related:
In case of bear attack
Bear Cavalry
A bear you can't be one
Pedoseal
Coming to a zoo near you... and your children.
Related:
Pedobear Demotivational
Pedo Test
Pedo Horse
Gilmore Girls
I want to be the meat in that sandwich.
Related:
Gamer Girls Motivational
Girl Ninjas motivational
Christmas to the extreme
Behold the beer can Christmas tree.
Related:
Jesus demotivational poster
Apathy Jesus
Jesus is watching you fap
Happy Bug Demotivational
Jesus Christ, look how fucking happy he is.
Related:
Oh Hi Bug
Gianormous Spiders Motivational
Australia where the spiders are so big
Donkeys Motivational
DONKEYS - they will eat you alive.
Related:
You funny kid! You tell funny joke! lol!
Honesty Motivational
Need cash for alcohol research.
HONESTY - it'll get you booze.
Related:
Alcohol Motivational
Alcohol the grand daddy of regret
AUTISM Demotivational
Cause sometimes being an asshole is a disease!
Related:
Retards Demotivational
Retarded Ice Cream
Expendability (Kirk, Spock, McCoy and ensign Ricky)
Are beaming down to the planet, guess who's not coming back.
Related:
Wooly hats - Star Trek - Picard, Worf, Riker
Triple Facepalm Picard
Female Drivers
Still want to let her borrow your car?
Related:
Women - trying to prove themselves worthy outside the kitchen since 1850
Women know your place
CHEERLEADERS Demotivator
Another reason why American Football kicks soccer's ass!
Related:
The NBA it's fantastic
JAPAN Demotivational
Producing 78% of the worlds wierd shit. Since 1952.
Related:
Japan come over to my house and fuck my sister
First rule of Japanese porn
Terrorists mr. Jihad
Because without them Americans might hate Canada.
Related:
Stupid terrorists motivational
CURVES Motivational
If I wanted a woman who has the body of a ten year old boy, I'd just date a ten year old boy.
Related:
This text motivational
Cleavage motivational
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