LLAMAS ON A STATION WAGON

Superior to snakes on a plane.

Llamas on a station wagon

SEE ALSO:
Llama boys

KEYBOARD WARRIORS

Because talking shit in person is too dangerous.

Keyboard warriors motivational poster - demotivator

SEE ALSO:
E-thug motivational poster

HYPNOTIC STARE

Denise originally trained to be a hypnotist but she can't seem to get anyone to look her in the eyes.

Hypnotic stare - epic boobs

SEE ALSO:
Epic boobs

HITLER - every species has its own

Hitler cat - every species has it's own - motivational poster - demotivator

SEE ALSO:
Another Hitler cat

GOOGLE EARTH - the early beginnings

Google Earth the early beginnings - pigeon with camera

WHO KILLED MORE IN THE BIBLE, God Or Satan?

Pissing of God - puts you in the blue column.

Who killed more in the Bible, God or Satan?

SEE ALSO:
Atheists - winning since 33 A.D.

GINGER KID - come on you'd do the same

Ginger kid motivational poster - demotivator

WHY SO CURIOUS, GEORGE?

GEORGE - should have minded his own business.

Why so curious George?

SEE ALSO:
Monkey riding a bull

I'M COW BANANA MAN - and I'm a Mac

I'm cow banana man on a Mac - motivational poster - demotivator

PORNO CLIPS

Free porn, no credit card needed.

Porno clips funny - motivational poster - demotivator

SCIENTISTS: ALL MEN LOOK AT PORN - dr. Obvious

All men look at porn by Dr. Obvious

SEE ALSO:
Captian Obvious

VERTICAL KAYAKING

Because horizontal kayaking isn't enough of a challenge.

Vertical kayaking - motivational poster - demotivator

THOUGHT BUBBLE - if there was one, it would be blank

Thought bubble - blank

THEY SEE ME OPERATING MY AUTOMOBILE

They're prejudiced.

They see me operating my automobile

SEE ALSO:
They see me rollin

NORWEGIAN ROAD PATROL

In Norway you don't exceed the speed limit. Ever.

Norwegian road tank patrol

INVISIBLE JETSKI

He has one.

Invisible jetski

SEE ALSO:
Found the invisible woman

GUILT DOG

Thinking about past mistakes.

Guilt dog - motivational poster - demotivator

SEE ALSO:
Dog Bunny

GRUDGE MONKEY

Get the fuck out of his way.

Grudge monkey

SEE ALSO:
Monkey sword fight

DEATH STAR - THE VERY BEGINNING

Death Star the very beginning

SEE ALSO:
I had a lot of friends on that Death Star

STRAW FAIL

What idiot thought up THIS idea?

Straw fail

SEE ALSO:
Social security number fail

NINTENDO - it raised your sorry ass better than a parent ever could

Nintendo raised me - motivational poster - demotivator

AFRODUCK

All hail.

Afroduck

SEE ALSO:
Afro hat

CAFFEINE - THE REASON SQUIRRELS ARE ABLE TO MOVE SO FAST

Squirrel drinking coffee

SEE ALSO:
Secret squirrel demotivator

CUBONE OMG IT REALLY EXISTS!

Cubone - omg it really exists motivational poster - demotivator

COMB-OVER sometimes haircuts speak louder than words

Epic comb-over

I HEART COLLAGE T-SHIRT

Doesn't look like she does a lot of studying anyways, does it?

I heart collage

BOILED EGGS

Yes, some people are too dumb to cook them. A good source of eggs btw!

Boiled eggs packed for selling

BABY ZOMBIES

Whoopie cushion of the apocalypse.

Baby zombie

SEE ALSO:
Zombie Apostles

ARACHNOPHOBIA - I have just developed it

Arachnophobia - millions of spiders

SEE ALSO:
Australia where spiders have health bars

AMERICA STADIUM PENIS

Teaching the Chinese how to properly compensate for their unusually small penises

America stadium penis - motivational poster - demotivator

ANGRY - throw a raccoon at your enemies

They'll never expect it.

Angry? Throw a raccoon at your enemies motivational poster - demotivator

BRUCE WILLIS - a die hard boob fan

Bruce Willis stares at boobs

SEE ALSO:
Subtlety - some people are unclear on the concept

RELIGION FAIL (fiction section)

Religion fail - in the fiction section - motivational poster - demotivator

WAT - what is this I don't even

Wat, what is this I don't even

REPRODUCE ONLINE

YES! I no longer have any need to go outside anymore.

Reproduce online - motivational poster - demotivator

IN SOVIET RUSSIA HOME DESTROYS YOUR FIRE

In Sovet Russia home destroys your fire - motivational poster - demotivator

SEE ALSO:
In Soviet Russia presents open you

WELCOME TO MAINE - MEMORIES TO LAST A LIFETIME

Welcome to Maine - giant mosquito sign

SEE ALSO:
Notice thank you for noticing this notice

CMON WE'RE GONNA BE LATE

Impatient bear - cmon we're gonna be late

SEE ALSO:
Patient bear

OUR BASE IS UNDER A TACK

Our base - is under a tack - motivational poster - demotivator

LOST THE GAME - YOU HAVE

Lost the game - you have - motivational poster - demotivator

SEE ALSO:
Gamer cats

CALM DOWN

Just because she isn't in the kitchen doesn't mean she will not make me a sandwich later.

Sarah Palin - motivational poster - demotivator

STRETCHING - always a good idea before you run

Stretching before you run - motivational poster demotivator

STONER'S POT PALACE - FALSE ADVERTISING

Stoner's pot palace - false advertising - Simpsons motivational poster - demotivator

DON'T BE A WUSS - this looks legit

Free hugs in a dark tunnel - looks legit

SEE ALSO:
Free robot sex

YOU OK BACK THERE? She's fine... ok girls carry on

Bicycle crash

FANNY'S MUFFINS

FANNY - her muffin is sticky and moist.

Fanny's muffin is sticky and moist

TALKING ON THE PHONE WHILE ON A ROLLERCOASTER

WHAT? I can't hear you, there's some damn noisy people here.

Talking on the phone on a roller coaster

FALCON KICK MOTIVATIONAL

Falcon kick - Captain Falcon's origins.

Falcon kick

SORE? PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU LIKE GLITTER A BIT TOO MUCH

Twilight sore motivational poster - demotivator

SEE ALSO:
Twilight moms motivational

INTERIOR DESIGN YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT

Interior Pacman design - you're doing it right - motivational poster - demotivator