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GOOD WOMEN BRING BALANCE TO YOUR LIFE

Gotta love the arrow pointing and the circle. Nothing like explanatory notes to ruin a joke or a good pic. But this one's really hard to ruin.

tractor with 3 tires

Tractor missing a wheel - demotivator

WHALE AHOY - THE NORWEGIANS, SUMMON THEM

The harpoons, man them! Are those baby hands or do they just look like that on a huge person?

huge fat chick

Cute whale woman demotivational

EPIC ENVY

My x-ray vision is picking up some weird plastics in your... Even superheroes are jealous of Epic Boobs.

epic supergirl envy

Supergirl is envious

EMO KIDS

Those bitches in Darfur don't know shit about pain.

stupid emo kid

Emo kids don't know shit about the world

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DRUGS - DOING NOTHING HAS NEVER BEEN SO AMAZING

two hippies on drugs

Drugs are good, mkay?

ALCOHOL - DOG LICKING VOMIT

Just when you thought puking in your lap was the grossest thing that could happen in one night... Man, dogs are disgusting :(

alcohol dog licks puke

An illustration of why alcohol is bad for you, and your dog

RIVER - CRY ME ONE

Step 1. Cry me one - Step 2. Build a bridge over it - Step 3. Jump off
Now this is a way to make a good demotivator out of a completely boring pic.

cry me a river poster

Cry me a river demotivator

CRAYOLA - REDRUM

Helping children express themselves since 1885.

crayola red room

Crayola demotivator

COCKROACHES ARE GETTING CANCER

Please, don't throw your cigarette end on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. If all public signs were as cool as this one, maybe I'd even change a few bad habits of mine.

cockroaches get cancer motivational

Cancer - now the cockroaches have it too, good job - demotivator

WHEN YOU SEE IT - CAR ACCIDENT

check out the license plate, car cut in half

Need a hint? Check out the license plate, it's the same :(

BOLD RED WARNINGS ARE SO TEMPTING

Explicit content - click at own risk. OF COURSE I'm gonna click man.

one of the most tempting dares known to man

You know it will only end in tears but just how badly do you want to click on that link?

YOU now watching this want to click but can't. So you're probably going to Google it. How predictable pff.

POSING - NOT AN OLYMPIC SPORT, YET

The owner of this bike must be an interesting creature.

bicycle posing as a motorbike

Posing - not an olympic sport - demotivator

BEAR IN THE WOODS

Yes, yes they do. But how about the Pope? Does he?

do bears shit in the woods

Bear in the woods demotivator

ARMADILLO BASKET

If this is so cruel, then why am I laughing? Probably because you're cruel too, LOL. I am more amazed than amused by this. Why would anyone carry this around?

armadillo basket cruel but funny

Armadillo basket demotivator

ARAB BALLS

Enhance your breeding - eat Arab balls. Seriously, what the hell is this? Camel balls?

arab balls demotivator - fresh local meat funny

Arab balls demotivational poster

ANTELOPE DEMON

Antelope - bullshit. I know a demon when I see one. I never noticed that their eyeballs are completely black.

african antelope demon horns demotivator

Antelope demon demotivational poster

ZOMBIE MOUSE - ANIMAL TESTING

They're Pinky and the Brain, they're laboratory mice... Animal testing - they're back and they are pissed off.

zombie white mouse rat demotivational poster

Animal testing zombie lab mouse demotivator

ADOBE PHOTOSHOP

Even you can make people online think you're pretty. On the plus side, the boobs didn't need any retouching. So all you gotta do is buy a new face.

photoshop makes even ugly you pretty

Photoshop makes you pretty - demotivator

WHEN YOU SEE IT PEDOBEAR

Best/creepiest bed sheets ever.

when you see it you'll shit bricks brix pedo bear

When you see it pedobear demotivational

UNFAIR

Unfair why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!" ... but nobody rubs your dick and says "Good Job"?

unfair pregnant woman penis rub pornici

Unfair pregnant woman demotivational
najbolji pornici
Did you know: in San Salvador they really do that! ... actually they don't. :(

TRAIN DRIFTING

Drifting is now available for trains too. Pure awesomeness.

train drifting poster

Train drifting demotivational

Random cool fact: The French TGV train can travel at 515 kilometres or 322 miles per hour. At test trials, the TGV reached 584 km per hour and braked for ten miles before coming to a complete stop.

THONG WILL NOT BE DENIED ATTENTION

And it shouldn't, at least not on a nice butt like this one.

thong visible through skirt blonde chick

Thong it will not be denied attention demotivational

SIXPACK TATTOO

Sixpack - you're doing it wrong. But he does have a good sense of humor though.

sixpack beer tattoo on stomach

Sixpack tattoo demotivational poster

I'M SORRY I RAN OVER YOUR BABY

Ran over a baby? No problem. Just offer a cake to apologize. Taken from EvilMilk.


Ran over your baby cake demotivator
jebacina matorke
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SEWER FISHING

You know that shit's illegal! And without a permit? You're in big trouble buddy.

sewer fishing demotivator police writes ticket

Sewer fishing motivational
karanje

REDNECK OLYMPICS

Perfect timing for the picture, you gotta hand it to the photographer. Unless, he (or she?) is hanging on invisible wires?

redneck olympics jumping into mud filled pond

Redneck olympics demotivator
karanje
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