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THONG WILL NOT BE DENIED ATTENTION

And it shouldn't, at least not on a nice butt like this one.

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Thong it will not be denied attention demotivational

SIXPACK TATTOO

Sixpack - you're doing it wrong. But he does have a good sense of humor though.

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Sixpack tattoo demotivational poster

I'M SORRY I RAN OVER YOUR BABY

Ran over a baby? No problem. Just offer a cake to apologize. Taken from EvilMilk.


Ran over your baby cake demotivator
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SEWER FISHING

You know that shit's illegal! And without a permit? You're in big trouble buddy.

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Sewer fishing motivational
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REDNECK OLYMPICS

Perfect timing for the picture, you gotta hand it to the photographer. Unless, he (or she?) is hanging on invisible wires?

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Redneck olympics demotivator
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PRIORITIES

Some men have them, other men don't. Indeed.

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Priorities - Dodge Viper - motivational poster

POLICE

Keeping women in the kitchen since 1829.

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Police keeping women in the kitchen demotivator

PHILOSORAPTOR

When a reptile is smarter than all human kind.

If God is all powerful why did he have to rest on the seventh day?

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Philosoraptor

PEDO BEAR

So I herd you were turning 9? Pedobear is everywhere and he likes cakes too. A creepy birthday cake indeed.

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Pedobear motivational poster

OK CLASS, WHO DOESN'T BELONG IN THIS PICTURE?

Hmm, let's see... Aha! That guy is the only one wearing a hat!

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Fat guy class photo demotivational poster

NUNCHUCKS

When you need to kick the Unholy Hell out of someone. Btw, Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

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Nunchucks motivational poster

NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

I give you Kim Yong Ill (sick) in the brain. It's actually written with one L :(

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North Korea Is Best Korea - motivational poster

NINJA GANGSTA

Not an oxymoron. Just a moron. See that, he's got money! Seventeen dollars!

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Ninja gangsta motivational poster

MISERY DOG

When the snow is four inches above the ground, and your privates are only three. Yeah, this can be tough.

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MICHAEL J. FOX

Sorry Michael but I laughed. By the way, you're a legend and I'm your big fan.

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Michael J. Fox Parkinson's funny motivational poster

LOL GAY CATS

Can we has marriage now?

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Lolgaycats lol gay cats motivational poster

- How do they know these are both male cats? Or both female?

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KEYBOARD NOT FOUND - PRESS F2

If you forget to plug the keyboard - press F2. Just do it, don't think.

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Keyboard not found press F2 motivational poster

KATY PERRY KISSES JUSTIN BIEBER

Stop teasing Justin Bieber. She's just a kid.

Seriously, I wonder if he's seen any of the tens of thousands of hate pics and jokes on the internet about him. The horror.

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Katy Perry - she sometimes kisses girls - Justin Bieber - demotivational poster

IF YOU SEE IT YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT

What is wrong with Pierce Brosnan's mouth?

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James Bond's mouth - you can never unsee it - motivational poster

Btw, I must have spent one quarter of my youth playing this game on Nintendo.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - JUSTIN BIEBER IS STILL A FAG

I don't understand why people tease her so much? She's just a kid for God's sake.

justin bieber fag demotivational poster

Justin Bieber near a Faggot sign

I HAVE HUGE TITS - THE OBVIOUS

Sometimes it's ok to point it out. Because some chicks couldn't fit all those words using both boobs as a writing surface.

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The obvious - sometimes it's ok to point it out demotivational poster


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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO ANGRY YOU TACKLED A HORSE?

One strong man, indeed.

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Tackle a horse motivational poster

GRAND THEFT AUTO

Whoever made this poster should know that the default key for exiting the vehicle is F. Sometimes it's E, but I've never seen Y?

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Grand theft auto - gta - motivational poster

GRAMMAR NAZIS

They are here to help you. And I am one of them (proud).

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Grammar Nazis motivational poster

GOD IS GIVING YOU THE FINGER

I really hope this is photoshop or something.

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God - he's giving you the finger motivational poster

GAY THUG DATING

Thanks a bunch Google. Looks like there's a target audience for anything these days.

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Gay thug dating motivational poster

MEGA SORE ASS REX - GAY DINOSAUR

Yeah, grab her with your arms.

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Gay dinosaur - known as "Mega Sore Ass Rex" - motivational poster

FEELING SIGNIFICANT? DON'T

Whenever someone starts being obnoxious about how important they and their job are, or how humans are advanced and powerful I just link them this pic.

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Feeling significant? Small Tiny Earth demotivational poster


And on the 18th day, God created Antares.

ENVY MOTIVATIONAL POSTER

Envy - it's always watching... Always.

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Envy demotivational poster (always watching)


Seems more like sadness in the face of reality to me, but maybe that's what envy is?

DEMON CAT

You will LOL all the way to HELL!

But I didn't lol, I'm scared! :(

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Demon cat - motivational poster

DARTH FIDDLER

Imperial marching you into a Sith induced trance.

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Darth Fiddler Vader Playing The Violin - motivational poster

CLOWN NUCLEAR BOMB EXPLOSION

When you see it, you will laugh, then feel very terrible. Or not.

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Clown bomb nuclear explosion - motivational poster

Interesting and absolutely random fact: many people left Hiroshima after the first bomb to escape to Nagasaki.

Cat tattoo on stomach

Caturday - you're doing it wrong.

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Cat tattoo on stomach - Caturday motivational poster

THE GUY TAKING THIS PICTURE IS DOING IT WRONG

Japanese people must be born with a camera or something.

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Asians taking upskirt photo - doing it wrong motivational poster

SWIMSUIT CONTEST

Raise your hand if you have a shot at winning. Is this the worst swimsuit contest ever?

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Swimsuit contest - motivational poster

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