NINJA CAT

By the time you see it, you're already dead.

Ninja white cat

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Ninja motivational posters
Cat motivational posters

WARNING - DO NOT DIVIDE BY ZERO INSIDE... EVER

Warning do not divide by zero inside

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Dividing by zero

BABYSITTING

After the defeat of Sauron, finding employment was difficult for the Uruk-hai.

Babysitting monster motivational poster - demotivator

STUPID PEOPLE - got to let them know I guess

Stupid people

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TANNING - don't knock it till you've tried it

TANNING - don't knock it till you've tried it - motivational poster - demotivator

TALIBAN DATING SERVICES

Same as American dating services. We end up picking the hot one.

Taliban dating services motivational poster - demotivator

SORRY GUYS - The Mrs. made Tacos last night

Funny demotivational poster

THERE ARE SOLUTIONS EVEN TO THE HARDEST PROBLEMS

Painting the Rubik's cube

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SLAVERY - GETS SHIT DONE

Slavery gets shit done - like the Pyramids

SCREWED PIGEON OWNED

You have food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.

Screwed pigeon owned - motivational poster - demotivator

PEPSI ADS

The one they didn't want you to see.

Pepsi ads - the one they didn't want you to see - motivational poster - demotivator

PEE COLA

It don't matter if it's fresh or flat it still tastes like piss. Bottled in Ghana.

Pee cola

DICK'S HALFWAY INN

OPTIMISM - because a pessimist would claim it's halfway out...

Dick's halfway inn

SEX + CAKE

...by my calculations it would be like throwin a hot dog down an alleyway.

Sex + cake

AUSTRALIA - WORST COUNTRY IN EUROPE

Australia in Europe

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Australia - where spiders have health bars

MCLOVIN DRIVERS LICENCE

MCLOVIN - it's not funny when you do it.

McLovin drivers licence

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Baby names - don't pick this one