And it shouldn't, at least not on a nice butt like this one.
Thong it will not be denied attention demotivational
THE MAC - LIKE SHAVING WITH A BOWLING PIN
Linux vs Windows vs Mac comparison.
Mac - like shawing with a bowling pin demotivator
I'M SORRY I RAN OVER YOUR BABY
Ran over a baby? No problem. Just offer a cake to apologize. Taken from EvilMilk.
SEWER FISHING
You know that shit's illegal! And without a permit? You're in big trouble buddy.
Sewer fishing motivational
REDNECK OLYMPICS
Perfect timing for the picture, you gotta hand it to the photographer. Unless, he (or she?) is hanging on invisible wires?
Redneck olympics demotivator
Related:
Mullet hair demotivational pic
Rednecks - dear Jeff Foxworthy
PHILOSORAPTOR
When a reptile is smarter than all human kind.
If God is all powerful why did he have to rest on the seventh day?
Philosoraptor
PEDO BEAR
So I herd you were turning 9? Pedobear is everywhere and he likes cakes too. A creepy birthday cake indeed.
PATIENCE - I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
I'm ignorant about dog breeds but is this a Pit bull?
Patience dog will kill you in your sleep demotivator
OK CLASS, WHO DOESN'T BELONG IN THIS PICTURE?
Hmm, let's see... Aha! That guy is the only one wearing a hat!
Fat guy class photo demotivational poster
NUNCHUCKS
When you need to kick the Unholy Hell out of someone. Btw, Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
I give you Kim Yong Ill (sick) in the brain. It's actually written with one L :(
NINJA GANGSTA
Not an oxymoron. Just a moron. See that, he's got money! Seventeen dollars!
Ninja gangsta motivational poster
MISERY DOG
When the snow is four inches above the ground, and your privates are only three. Yeah, this can be tough.
MICHAEL J. FOX
Sorry Michael but I laughed. By the way, you're a legend and I'm your big fan.
Michael J. Fox Parkinson's funny motivational poster
LOL GAY CATS
Can we has marriage now?
Lolgaycats lol gay cats motivational poster
- How do they know these are both male cats? Or both female?
Related:
Cat demotivationals
Gay world cup
Gay test
Related:
Cat demotivationals
Gay world cup
Gay test
KEYBOARD NOT FOUND - PRESS F2
If you forget to plug the keyboard - press F2. Just do it, don't think.
Keyboard not found press F2 motivational poster
KATY PERRY KISSES JUSTIN BIEBER
Stop teasing Justin Bieber. She's just a kid.
Seriously, I wonder if he's seen any of the tens of thousands of hate pics and jokes on the internet about him. The horror.
Katy Perry - she sometimes kisses girls - Justin Bieber - demotivational poster
IF YOU SEE IT YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT
What is wrong with Pierce Brosnan's mouth?
James Bond's mouth - you can never unsee it - motivational poster
Btw, I must have spent one quarter of my youth playing this game on Nintendo.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - JUSTIN BIEBER IS STILL A FAG
I don't understand why people tease her so much? She's just a kid for God's sake.
I HAVE HUGE TITS - THE OBVIOUS
Sometimes it's ok to point it out. Because some chicks couldn't fit all those words using both boobs as a writing surface.
The obvious - sometimes it's ok to point it out demotivational poster
Related:
Epic boobs
Boob competition winner
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO ANGRY YOU TACKLED A HORSE?
One strong man, indeed.
Tackle a horse motivational poster
GRAND THEFT AUTO
Whoever made this poster should know that the default key for exiting the vehicle is F. Sometimes it's E, but I've never seen Y?
GAY THUG DATING
Thanks a bunch Google. Looks like there's a target audience for anything these days.
MEGA SORE ASS REX - GAY DINOSAUR
Yeah, grab her with your arms.
Gay dinosaur - known as "Mega Sore Ass Rex" - motivational poster
FEELING SIGNIFICANT? DON'T
Whenever someone starts being obnoxious about how important they and their job are, or how humans are advanced and powerful I just link them this pic.
Feeling significant? Small Tiny Earth demotivational poster
And on the 18th day, God created Antares.
ENVY MOTIVATIONAL POSTER
Envy - it's always watching... Always.
Envy demotivational poster (always watching)
Seems more like sadness in the face of reality to me, but maybe that's what envy is?
DARTH FIDDLER
Imperial marching you into a Sith induced trance.
Darth Fiddler Vader Playing The Violin - motivational poster
CLOWN NUCLEAR BOMB EXPLOSION
When you see it, you will laugh, then feel very terrible. Or not.
Clown bomb nuclear explosion - motivational poster
Interesting and absolutely random fact: many people left Hiroshima after the first bomb to escape to Nagasaki.
Cat tattoo on stomach
Caturday - you're doing it wrong.
Cat tattoo on stomach - Caturday motivational poster
THE GUY TAKING THIS PICTURE IS DOING IT WRONG
Japanese people must be born with a camera or something.
Asians taking upskirt photo - doing it wrong motivational poster
WOMEN - boldly going where tons of men have gone before
Chauvinism has become a part of the demotivator culture, sorry. 
Women - astronaut motivational poster
TRIPOD - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Tripod - doing it wrong - motivational poster
Related:
Wrong - you're doing it - stop it
Online dating - you're doing it wrong
RIDIN DIRTY
They see me rollin they hatin, patrolling, they tryin to catch me ridin dirty. This is America people.
Ridin dirty motivational poster
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN
They hatin. I give you Lucky Hamster Jesus man:
They see me rollin on water - motivational poster
SWIMSUIT CONTEST
Raise your hand if you have a shot at winning. Is this the worst swimsuit contest ever?
Swimsuit contest - motivational poster
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