PRIORITIES

Some men have them, other men don't. Indeed.

Priorities - Dodge Viper - motivational poster

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Priorities - naked SNES girl

POLICE

Keeping women in the kitchen since 1829.

Police keeping women in the kitchen demotivator

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Female drivers
Women - it's dangerous outside the kitchen

PHILOSORAPTOR

When a reptile is smarter than all human kind.

If God is all powerful why did he have to rest on the seventh day?

Philosoraptor