If you think your life sucks, just realize that you could have been created for no other purpose than to touch and kill a fat, sweaty Italian plubmer.
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Betrayal you traitorous swine - Mario demotivational
Perspective Super Mario Demotivator
Foresight Mario Motivational Poster
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